Wicked Baby Halloween Costumes
If you've been reading for a while you probably know how much I love Halloween from my Maternity Halloween Costume post, but a few folks have been sending me baby costume pictures and I love them like sunglasses on dogs!
Here are a few that I think are just magical:
Ventriloquist's Dummy: Can you say, brilliant to the nice people?
Baby Alien: They come out at night mostly. Mostly.
Nacho Libre: Do you remember when everyone was shouting my name, and I used my strength to rip my blouse?
Baby Taco: To this child I say, "Si" and "Mucho gracias".
Cabbage Patch Kid: This costume just blows my mind. I'll take two, please.
Flower Baby: You may have wondered what that high pitched squealing was about an hour ago when I found this picture. Now you know.
Hot Dog Vendor and Hot Dog (with a side of monkey awesome): So simple and so brilliant only made better by the fact that the baby has no idea its dressed up like a wiener.
Curious George and the Man the Big Yellow Hat: How cool is a father that dresses up tip to toe in yellow? That's a lucky monkey.
Thing 1 and Thing 2: The precious little faces on these babies makes my teeth ache they are so sweet. If they came to my door their parents would be leaving with Thing None.
Baby on Board: This baby won't shit up its back or hinder your Halloween drinking. Nicely done, sir.
Baby Man: A little bonus for you. This is 18 kinds of awesome and this I pray that this is his online dating profile pick.
Happy Halloween!
Pregnant Chicken
Love this cat with a little ball of yarn idea Lori sent me.
"To do the baby part, I just took a plain white infant gown and white yarn, and hand-stitched the yarn to the gown in a few places to start, then put the gown over a 2-litre bottle (to make sure it didn't get too tight) and wrapped--stitching every now and then. I didn't make the sleeves quite loose enough, and we had to cut those a bit.... but it worked. I did make another rookie mistake with this costume that got fixed after the first poopie diaper and before this picture was taken--I originally had stick-on fake nails, clipped to a point for claws, and black gloves with the fingertips cut out. Whoops!"
Reader Comments (10)
LOL I'm sorry - man baby is just terrifying! You know he's into some kind of fetish :cp
Omg that man baby is hilarious...and a good bit disturbing! :)
Oh lord. Oh my gosh. Oh that hot-dog vendor is so wrong it's GOTTA be right.
OMG - I laughed so hard I snorted reading this!
Ha ha so funny! I love the taco one.. My 7 month old is going as a cupcake and I am going as a 50's housewife that just baked a fresh batch of cupcakes.. I think one of the best things about being a mom is dressing your kid up in ridiculous outfits. I figure its only fair since I have to clean their poop!
I love these! My husband was dying to do the chest burster baby alien last year but I told him no way.
The hot dog one is precious!
I love these! I'm going to have my first baby this year and I can't wait to dress her up for Halloween next year.
So stealing the man in the yellow hat with curious baby monkey idea when my little monkey is old enough. So. Awesome. His father will have no say in the matter. He will wear the outfit and he will like it.
My computer screen is now covered in spit-out liquids.
Thank you very much.
Ilana from Mommy Shorts made her baby into sushi for Halloween last year. That...was incredible.
I am not kidding, our pediatrician dressed as the man with the yellow hat for Halloween, but it was our first visit with him (happened to be Halloween). Well, you can imagine that without his son present and hanging in his arms, my husband and I were perplexed. He seemed so normal, yet dressed so bizarre. Finally about half way through the exam I yelled out "OMG! Curious George!"
My husband was still confused when we left the office. I had to explain why it was totally o.k. to keep this guy as our kids pediatrician.