Whew, the giveaways are over.
I found out two things: one, I suck at posting everyday and, two, my readers are the best people on the fucking planet.
Actually, I already knew that my readers were awesome so I just learned that I can't post everyday and I probably could have guessed that one so really I didn't discover much.
So essentially this post is to thank you for entering all the giveaways.
Most of the giveaways were provided by small businesses that are trying to get the word out so I know all your entries and kick-ass comments meant a lot to them. I can't wait to do some more and feel free to suggest where you'd like to see a giveaway from and I'll see if I can get them to cough something up. You know, within reason though, I probably can't score you a $24,000 Mariah Carey crib – I not Oprah, Hookers.
Anyway, you all made this the best Pregnant Chicken birthday ever. Words really can't express the way I feel so I found this clip on YouTube that sums it up best. Kisses and ass smacks to you all.