Are sex toys safe during pregnancy?
Nope, you can't scare me away from any topic. Bring on the nipple clamps!
From what I've managed to find, it doesn't look like there's much to worry about if you're having a normal pregnancy.
It's not until you get into placenta previa or if your water is broken that you get into risky territory. However, might I suggest that if your water is broken, you find someone that can deliver a baby instead of playing around with the Purple Titan?
Another point I discovered is that (how shall I put this), stuff that is being used in the back door should not be used in the front door for fear that you'll transfer some not-so-good bacteria into your lady tunnel. Although, this seems like a pretty good idea pregnant or not, but what I found interesting, is that this didn't come up when I was researching sex which makes me wonder if the people writing about "sex toys and pregnancy" were just getting judgey. If so, they can go suck a row of anal beads because it's none of their business where you put what, if you're being tidy about it.
There was a little talk about being careful with inserting anything hard (like plastic, blown glass forms, or giant dildos forged out of uranium...sorry.....I don't know what's out there) because if you get too aggressive with it, you could bruise your cervix. Of course, there was the usual dumb caution of stopping if it becomes uncomfortable or hurts because, you know, you wouldn't have thought of that. Other than that, there isn't much controversy once you get away from your vagina – pfft, isn't that always the case?
So go crazy, ladies while I figure out how clear my computer history so I don't further freak out the poor kid that keeps my computer up-to-date. I had to google a lot of crazy shit to find a funny name for the vibrator reference in paragraph three. Did you guys know that there are dildos that are the size of lawn ornaments?! You know what? Don't answer that.
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